who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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