Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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