even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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