ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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