Someone shit on the floor
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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