Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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