i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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