the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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