never play flip cup with pint glasses
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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