Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
