Do you still have your period?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
love makes seman taste better
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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