They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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