Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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