Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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