So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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