i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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