She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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