I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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