Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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