Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
