He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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