love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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