a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just had sex bonerless
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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