i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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