Can Purell be used as lube?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
