Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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