he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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