ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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