I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Someone shattered a urinal.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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