If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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