There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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