No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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