What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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