Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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