I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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