just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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