i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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