if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You are a genius and a whore.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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