i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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