i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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