Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
