I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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