Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
