and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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