It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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