On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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