Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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