I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
