i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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