On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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